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I ♥ Mannix!!'s LiveJournal:
|Tuesday, April 13th, 2004|
Wow...what can I say about Mannix? He's got mad phat electric pen skillz and some even say he has a "creamy white butt." Personally, I find him to be highly entertaining. There's only one other person I know who can wail Manowar's "Black Wind, Fire & Steel," and I married him.
OK, I'm really jusy posting to ask him if it's OK if I upload a video file of his electric-shock pen antics...so can I? Can I? Huh?
|Monday, March 29th, 2004|
As it ebbs closer to tax day and people begin getting their refund checks I want to urge you to consider doing something good with your money. You can buy yourself something nice. You can buy your friends something nice. You can give your money to support medical research (a very worthy cause). I have a slightly more worthy cause that I want everyone to consider for a moment. Chris Mannix is currently without a license. It was susepended a few years ago and he does not have the wherewithall to pay the fees levied on it. I love Chris to death. Mind you, it is a bit awkward asking for money for something that he should be well within his means of paying off. I suppose it is akin for me asking for help to pay off my credit card debt. But paying my credit card debt will only serve to help me and my credit rating when it comes time to buy a house. Paying off Mannix's license fees will go to help society in general as it will more easily facilitate his ability to spread joy and siliness to others. If you are able to donate any money at all, please use the PayPal link below. It is not tax deductible but it is good for the spirit.
Feel free to cut and paste this entry onto your own LiveJournal to help support Chris.
|Tuesday, November 25th, 2003|
|Monday, October 6th, 2003|
Okay kids, I've got some shizzle actually done on this biznotch....
If you want to be part of the Mannix Fan Club, email me at email@example.com with a 100x100 pic of yourself, the title you wish to hold, something fun like "Captain of Potato Juice" and your mailing address. Over the next day or two I'll also be working on some silly t-shirts, I've only got a few iron-on transfers so far, and no t-shirts yet, SO if you want a Fan Club Card just email me the said information, maybe I'll send ya some silly shit to go along with it. But if any of you want a t-shirt, being as I'm going to have to actually spend money on those, with very few exceptions, I'll have to ask for some form of compensation for it, I'll take toys, DVDs, weird shwag, gift certificates, porn and romantic accessories, money, food, ect..... The weird shwag would be best, I always like receiving interesting and odd shit that you don't see everyday, you know, that odd stuff you can find on ebay that has no particular listing other than Weird Stuff. Hehe, larryv
knows what I'm talkin' about, hehehe.
Well, I'm off to bed for now, I'm finally pleased with the way these things are coming out...for now though, i'm so tired I can't even think straight and Adult Swim's new bumpers are fucking with me..... Current Mood: creative
|Thursday, August 7th, 2003|
|Wednesday, July 23rd, 2003|
Mannix so rocked Planet X tonight!
|Thursday, July 10th, 2003|
has a great update about poo.
Just thought you ought to know--which reminds me! Mannix is the cool dude who got me sucked into the world of HP (TROLL IN THE DUNGEON!! TROLL IN THE DUNGEON! ...thought you ought to know *faint*).
Mannix is the best. Current Mood: silly
|Wednesday, June 11th, 2003|
So I took this 'what kind of hipster are you' quiz, and the last question was:
All right, time to end this. Why don't you sum up your hipster scope in a few concise sentances?
and the last answer to that question was....
Live however the fuck you want. Just do it with style, attitude and smarts. It doesn't hurt to drive a cool car and/or shiny scooter, but if you can't afford a cool car and/or shiny scooter, adopt a monkey. They're hilarious no matter what.
I just laughed and thought, MANNIX. ( My results, in case anyone wants to see, I didnt want to add pics to this post:) unless I found a pic of a monkey.....Collapse ) Current Mood: i want a monkey.
|Monday, June 9th, 2003|
I remember taking mannix to my high school prom and him taking every single ballon and breathing the helium out of each and every one. I also remember that psycho chick following my parents car Current Mood: amused
|Friday, May 16th, 2003|
Current Mood: amused
What do you like about Mannix?
"He said ASSFUCK!"
Mannix is the bestest ever...and I want to show off the icon that he inspired in a small way. Sorry, this is what happens when I only get 3 hours of sleep at night. Current Mood: exhausted
|Saturday, May 3rd, 2003|
The Mannix haiku
big hunk of man love
mannix is captain sexxxy
big bulge in white briefs
|Friday, May 2nd, 2003|
Spiderman....WHO? Batman's whack man. My favorite Superhero's.....CapN'Sexxxy!!!
Yes oh yes, I love Mannix. Yes I do. So there.
Chad thanx for uploading all those pics. Musta taken a frickin' year! Definitely the kinda shizzle I needed to see after writing yet another horrible term paper while on way too much caffine and not enough sleep. Made it even funnier, if that's possible. Did I mention I carry around a bunch of Rocky pics with me in my check presenter at work? Wanna know what my favorite one is? The pic of Mannix playing crim with his face totally hidden behind the huge inflatable dildo. Heh, heh. I love hearing/looking at the reactions of my nosy co-workers when they look through my check presenter at my pics.
Sample: Co-worker #1
:"Janine, is that you in this picture with your tongue about to lick that girl's tit?" Me: "You gotta be more specific, there's so many pictures of me about to lick a girl's tit floating around. Oh wait. That's Daina. Yeah...yeah that is me."
: "Hey! That chick's in a vinyl playboy bunny outfit. This is from Rocky? So Janine....when are you taking me?" Me: "Okay, you wanna come with me to Rocky? We're going to write a big V along with other rude, insulting shit on your face in bright red lipstick which you can't remove for the duration of the show. Then, when you get into the theatre you will participate in whatever crude, tasteless, sexually suggestive pre-show games that we decide. You don't have any options, you will do it. Don't try to hide in the back, or I will feed you to the wolves. You will be called either an asshole or a slut by the entire audience. Don't freak out, it's not like you've never been called either of these names before. Then, I will handcuff you to myself (if you're lucky) or to some other inanimate object. This may include Larry if he's doing lights. You will dance the timewarp. YOU WILL. And yes, your "stuff" will be grabbed during the duration of the song. You will not know any of the AP lines, nor will you understand a lot of them. Be prepared to feel like an idiot. Finally, if you're an attractive female or male, which co-worker #2
you are, you will most likely be sexually molested by a large flamboyant black man. P.S. He really likes cute, preppy white boys like you co-worker #2
. Still wanna go with me to Rocky?" Co-worker #2
Still, my favorite is the reaction to mannix's picture: Every co-worker who's ever seen it: "WHAT THE FUCK??!!??"
Me: "Heh, heh, heh."
My favorite Mannix Memories? Right now off the top of my head? CapN'Sexxxy's debut and GHETTOSLEDDO with Kenny!
Good times, good times. Current Mood: bouncy
|Thursday, May 1st, 2003|
Wheres all the pictures of Mannix's ass?
Everyone go check out http://homeofhappiness.com/cap
'n%20sexxxy/default.asp for all sorts of Cap'n Sexxxy Goodness!
The pics are huge, ill try and get thumbnails, but that should amuse people for the time being.
MANNIX IS THE BESTEST EVER!!!
La la la...I LOVE MANNIX!!! Yesh, Mannix is one of my closest friends (even though we don't hang out anymore) and this is basically just a huge ego boost for him.
Am I done yet??? I have finals to study for! Current Mood: stressed
|Wednesday, April 30th, 2003|